I wanna bring you to show and tell
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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