Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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