I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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