I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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