I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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