return my video game
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
