do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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