i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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