I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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