I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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