I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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