It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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