Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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