I want to stick my p in your. b.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
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IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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