it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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