Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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