I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
don't judge my taste in strippers
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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