So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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