Already got asked if we're dating
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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