I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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