I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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