so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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