before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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