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I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
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My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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