Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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