He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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