He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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