We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
