I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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