i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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