So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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