Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
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Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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