In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
