i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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