why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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