What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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