I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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