You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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