break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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