Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
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50% drunk capacity currently
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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