I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Randomize
