It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
wow bdsm is so cute
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