All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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