No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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