He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
