Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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