It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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