This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
4 words: hood of his car
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
