we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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