Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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