I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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