How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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