So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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