they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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