hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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